I’ve been engaged for 3 years and didn’t know it!
At least, according to this I am engaged. In case you are link-phobic, let me sum it up: Once you make the commitment to have sex without a condom, you are effectively telling your partner that you love and trust them, that you are committed to them. Ergo, bareback sex is the new engagement.
Does that mean that I have to trade in my non-existant, dream Tiffany engagement ring for a cock ring? Maybe a diamond encrusted cock ring wouldn’t be so bad.